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Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Frankly Scarlett, we do give a damn. Oh, how we give a damn.

By (@tynanwrites)

September 14, 2011

Here are five words every straight male not in a coma longs to hear: Nude photos of Scarlett Johansson. Well, Merry Christmas and Happy St. Swithens Day to you, good sir; your deepest desire has been granted. Apparently some noble hacker has unlocked the key to the scrumptious Scarlett’s smart phone, if not her heart, and shared its bounty of nubbly goodness with the world. There goes any chance of getting any work done this week. Is there any wonder why at press time this was a Trending Topic on Twitter? We think not. The drop-dead-gorgeous 27 year old is apparently not happy with the disclosure, alerting the FBI to a possible hack. As for the rest of us, well, today was a very good day.

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Nonnude photo found at Robot vs Badger.

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