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Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson

Frankly Scarlett, we do give a damn. Oh, how we give a damn.

By (@tynanwrites)

September 14, 2011

Here are five words every straight male not in a coma longs to hear: Nude photos of Scarlett Johansson. Well, Merry Christmas and Happy St. Swithens Day to you, good sir; your deepest desire has been granted. Apparently some noble hacker has unlocked the key to the scrumptious Scarlett’s smart phone, if not her heart, and shared its bounty of nubbly goodness with the world. There goes any chance of getting any work done this week. Is there any wonder why at press time this was a Trending Topic on Twitter? We think not. The drop-dead-gorgeous 27 year old is apparently not happy with the disclosure, alerting the FBI to a possible hack. As for the rest of us, well, today was a very good day.

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  • Well this is like deja vu isn’t it? First it was the Lindsay Lohan and her so called hacked nude pictures taken by Calum Best. Then it was the Vanessa Hudgens gyno pictures. Now (took a bit longer than expected) its Scarlett Johansson with some leaked (5) pictures. These rate almost as good as the Lohan set but not quite as good as Hudgen’s 3rd gyno set. **See the Watercooler at JLAforums for the uncensored sets** But honestly do people really still think that this is some hacker job? Seriously, Paris Hilton set the stage for this sort of thing with her alleged Tmobile scandal (like in 2005 or 2006?) and girls like Lohan, Blake Lively, Vanessa Hudgens (Vanessa’s seems to work quite well not once but three times) have just played the same game. It is apparent that this sort of move brings more attention to their stalling careers/personas. Back in the day, a celeb would do playboy to get some attention. Now this sort of thing is the same deal.