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When HTC Met DRE: What They Were Really Thinking

Wondering what HTC CEO Peter Chou, rapper Dr. Dre, and record exec Jimmy Iovine were thinking during their awkward photo shoot? Check out our exclusive analysis for the answer.

By (@JRRaphael)

August 11, 2011

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

What happens when HTC meets the L.B.C.? Apparently, you get a really awkward photo.

HTC announced a new partnership with Dr. Dre’s Beats by Dre audio company last night. Along with details about the deal, HTC sent out this photo showing Interscope Geffen A&M Records Chairman Jimmy Iovine, HTC CEO Peter Chou, and, of course, the Doc himself:

HTC Beats

Yeesh…that’s a motley crew if we’ve ever seen one. So what were those three really thinking during the most unlikely photo shoot of 2011? Using our powerful eMotion Reader technology (patent pending — back off, Jobs), we were able to uncover the answer. See our highly scientific findings below.

HTC Beats Dr. Dre Photo

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