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Hump Day Hottie: Crystal Harris

She won’t be sharing a bed with Hef any more, but that doesn’t mean she won’t be sleeping around.

By (@tynanwrites)

July 27, 2011

Fans of fake generously breasted blondes take note: The future Mrs. Hugh Hefner will apparently be single a while longer. The 25-year-old ex-Playmate has bailed on becoming Hef’s third wife just days before the ceremony was scheduled to take place. Apparently the 85-year-old lothario just doesn’t do it for Harris in the sack; she told Howard Stern that Hef “lasts like two seconds.” (Or as she told Ryan Seacrest “it was all just happening too fast for me.”) Because that’s why she wanted to marry the old coot – for his wang dang doodle, not his millions. Right.

Never one to take rejection standing up, Hefner has apparently already replaced the bodacious Ms. Harris with two new blondesAnna Sophia Berglund and Shera Bechard. (So we guess that would be one second apiece.) Hey when we grow old, we want to be Hugh Hefner – no matter how many blondes it takes.

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Photo: Playboy by way of Hottest Women.

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