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Hump Day Hottie: Mila Kunis

Six words: Lesbian sex scene with Natalie Portman. If that’s not enough to convince you Mila K. is something special, nothing ever will.

By (@tynanwrites)

July 13, 2011

If there were a hotties hall of fame – and dammit, there should be – Mila Kunis would get in on the first ballot. Such is the hotness of this smoking 27-year-old brunette. Did we buy the DVD of Black Swan just so we could fast forward to the scene with Mila, Natalie Portman, and the munching of rugs? Hell yes. Does the fact Mila calls herself “a massive trekkie” in the August issue of GQ make her even hotter? Hell yes. Are we a little embarrassed to admit that last bit? Nope, not us. Munchin’ Mila just left boyfriend of 8 years Macaulay Culkin home alone, and is apparently open to dating people who ask really nicely on YouTube. Look for her in Friends With Benefits with Justin Timberlake, where we’re hoping for several wardrobe malfunctions.

You don’t need a Timberlake to know which way the heat blows. Send your HDH candidates our way via hotties@esarcasm.com. You’ll be glad you did.

Photo: SciFi Bloggers.






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