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Hump Day Hottie: Elisabetta Canalis

Would you dump this woman? (As if.) But then, you’re no George Clooney.

By (@tynanwrites)

June 22, 2011

Could you say no to this woman? That’s the difference between you and actor George Clooney (who, admittedly, has a few more options than most of us). After two years of public canoodling, the world’s second sexiest super couple has split up, putting the 32-year old Italian supermodel back on the market. Maybe all those comments the electrifying Elisabetta made about believing in marriage and kids spooked old George. Maybe it was that cameo in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or all those sexy photo sessions. Or maybe George is just secretly gay and hot for Brad Pitt. (That’s what we keep telling all our female friends, anyway.) In any case, Lovely Lisa is now available. So get your requests in now while you can.

Hey a man can dream can’t he? Is there someone you dream about? Drop us a note at hotties@esarcasm.com and we may feature her in a future post.

Photo: GQ by way of somebody.






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Comments

  • obiwan1968

    I cant say I have ever “canoodled” with anyone. I tried “Diddleing” someone…but they threw me in jail for the night.

  • obiwan1968

    I cant say I have ever “canoodled” with anyone. I tried “Diddleing” someone…but they threw me in jail for the night.