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Hump Day Hotties: The Weiner Gals

Meet Megan Broussard, Lisa Weiss, and Ginger Lee — three members of Anthony Weiner’s dubious online harem.

By (@tynanwrites)

June 8, 2011

In a special Hump Day Triple Play, today we honor the Weiner Trio – three of the six women who were the beneficiaries of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (Douchebag-NY) online attentions. And by “attentions” we mean, of course, photos of his dick.

Left: Megan Broussard, a 26-year-old single mom from Texas.  Megan’s private MySpace page offers up this quote: “Love thyself first before anyone else.” A sentiment we wholly endorse – and, appropriately enough, what Congressman Weiner was doing while sending pictures of his junk across the InterWebs.

Middle: Lisa Weiss, a 40-year-old blackjack dealer from Las Vegas who spent ninth months exchanging sexting messages with the Congressman on Facebook (including lines like “will you hire me to be your fluffier” and “I want to get on a plant rite nw and bang u”). Strangely, we also prefer to perch atop houseplants before engaging in virtual sex.

Right: Ginger Lee, a 28-year-old “former porn star” who appeared in such classics as New Whores on the Block and Wetter the Better 3.  Which leads to the obvious question, what do former porn stars do when they retire – lay around not having sex?

We eagerly await the identities of the other women in Weiner’s pathetic online harem. But so far, not a Hooters waitress in the bunch. Tiger must be deeply disappointed.

Got hotties? Or more pictures of women who’ve seen Anthony Weiner’s schvonz? Cast them our way via hotties@esarcasm.com.

Photos: ABC News (Megan), Radar (Lisa), The Hollywood Gossip (Ginger)






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Comments

  • Cal-Acquainted

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    It is a diversion to avoid publicity for something worse.

  • pamela

    When porn stars retire, they usually run for Congress….  They prefer being with their own kind.