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Hump Day Hottie: Kym Johnson

Meet the dynamic duo from Dancing With the Stars — and we don’t mean her partner, Hines Ward.

By (@tynanwrites)

May 25, 2011

We admit it. We have never watched a single episode of “Dancing With the Stars” (no, not even when Woz was on it). But we may have to start now, given the lusciosity of this season’s co winner, Kym Johnson. She and Steeler/partner Hines Ward danced their way into our hearts (or we’re pretty sure they would have, had we watched any of it). Sure, she spells her name with an Y instead of an I, and that’s almost always a bad sign. But this awesome Aussie makes up for it by having an amazing rack. (Wait — did we say that out loud, or did we just think it?) The rest of 34-year-old Kym isn’t too shabby either, as amply displayed in photo shoots for FHM and Maxim. We also understand she can dance a little.

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Photo: Werdyo. No, we don’t know what that means either.






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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Barb/100002509082137 Mary Barb

    Chelsie was the best dancer in my book but people don’t vote on skill alone and I don’t either so I get why Hines won. Congrats to them both! Oh and Kirstie…way to hang in there and take second girl!!                             http://bit.ly/jdPOUO