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Hump Day Hottie: Hayden Panettiere

Our favorite TV Hero is now a Scream queen on the big screen. My, how she’s grown.

By (@tynanwrites)

April 13, 2011

Remember when “Save the cheerleader, save the world” was the mantra du jour? Even if you weren’t a Heroes fan, we’re sure you had a certain fondness for Hayden Panettiere, who played the indestructible pom-pom wielding Clair Bennet. The petite 21-year-old blonde bombshell stars in the newly opened Scream 4, where presumably she’ll play “some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door.” (And to answer the question we know that’s on your mind, no, those nude pix you found on the InterWebs are not actually Hayden, though some are extremely well Photoshopped.)

When not saving the world or avoiding serial killers, the 5’1” actress is being asked to explain how she manages to do the dirty with her 6’6” Russian heavyweight boyfriend, Wladimir Klitschko. We’re guessing the answer is, “heroically.”

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