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Hump Day Hottie: Mariska Hargitay

The star of Law and Order: SVU is a mom at 47 and still hot at any age.

By (@tynanwrites)

April 7, 2011

So Mariska Hargitay just popped out a baby at age 47. You go girl—err, mature but still exceedingly dishy woman. The multi-talented Mariska has been playing the heat (as well bringing it) to “Law and Order: SVU” for the past 342 12 years, and she still looks good doing it. She also played a hooker in the overrated Leaving Las Vegas and someone who gets eaten by an enormous alligator in the sadly under-appreciated Lake Placid.  After exhaustive research, we have determined there is only one nude photo shoot of Mariska available on the WebberNets, and a lot of badly photoshopped fakes. (Seriously — even we could do a better job than that, and we totally suck at Photoshop.) Taken when she was just a fresh young thing of 38, and still smokin’. Slap the cuffs on us, Mariska — we are guilty as charged.

OK, so it’s technically no longer Hump Day. She’s still hot, right? Help keep us on schedule by sending your hottie candidates to

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