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Hump Day Hottie: Elizabeth Taylor (1932–2011)

She was one of the great beauties of our time. Here’s to Liz, the ultimate hottie.

By (@tynanwrites)

March 23, 2011

One of the great beauties of all time passed away today. That’s why we’re paying a special Hottie Homage to Elizabeth Taylor, she of the amazing violet eyes and other lovely bits. If you’re too young to remember just how hot Liz was, rent the original Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or Butterfield 8. And if you’ve forgotten what an amazing actress she was, follow up with Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf. That tells you everything you need to know about why she got married (and divorced) seven times.

Did Liz go a little nutso over the last couple of decades? Pound the bottle, pack on the pounds, spend a little bit too much time hanging out with Michael Jackson and his monkey? Yes. Would you have done her anyway? You know you would have, if only to say you’d been there.

Here’s to you Liz. In heaven the brandy will never stop flowing, and you’ll always be a size 6.

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Photo: The Hollywood Jew blog (seriously).






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Comments

  • Kyle42120

    RIP E.T.