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Hump Day Hotties: Bree Olsen & Natalie Kenly

Double your pleasure, double your fun with these two hotties, aka, the “goddesses” that light up Charlie Sheen’s life.

By (@tynanwrites)

March 2, 2011

It’s a two-for-one special today at HDH HQ, thanks to our favorite sitcom rogue, logorrheac talk show guest and life coach, Charlie Sheen. Meet the two “goddesses” that light up old Chuck’s life and fill up his king-sized Posturepedic — porn star Bree Olson (aka “the Olson twins”) and model/nanny Natalie Kenly. Bree is the star of such adult classics as Big Wet Asses 10 and Big Tits at School 9; Natty for her part was named “Chronic Girl of 2010” by Marijuana Magazine. It takes a “rock star from Mars” like Charlie Sheen to handle this action day in and day out; after all, he’s got tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and is the size of Two and a Half Men (or so we’re told).

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Comments

  • Fuckyou

    in the flesh they are both as rough as old rope

  • Fuckyou

    in the flesh they are both as rough as old rope

  • Rcemerson

    Charlie Sheen is a GOD!!!!

  • Rcemerson

    Winning,,,,,,, Duh!!

  • OH_FaithChick

    Considering the money he pays porn stars and prostitutes you would think he could afford a higher quality skank. At the very least he could upgrade thing 1 with some liposuction, and thing 2 with some boobs. It would be a start.How do you go from Denise Richards to this? If that is tiger blood and winning then I would hate to see what his losing looks like.

  • Charlie Ass

    At 45, loaded with drugs and alcohol and, specially, being a north american, no, this guy will not get it up as many times as these sluts would want him to. So… yes, they’ll suck him dry of cash as much as they can, get in their cars and fuck their younger friends during their visits to “mom”.

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      admit it — you’re really Jon Cryer, aren’t you? come one, fess up.

  • SheenSux2½Times

    Money grubbing skanks taking money from an older guy who thinks he is hot shit? Do tell…

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      like charlie said, he’s just living the dream….

  • Anonymous

    It would be a start.How do you go from Denise Richards to this? If that is tiger blood and winning then I would detest to see what his losing looks like.