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Hump Day Hotties: Bree Olsen & Natalie Kenly

Double your pleasure, double your fun with these two hotties, aka, the “goddesses” that light up Charlie Sheen’s life.

By (@tynanwrites)

March 2, 2011

It’s a two-for-one special today at HDH HQ, thanks to our favorite sitcom rogue, logorrheac talk show guest and life coach, Charlie Sheen. Meet the two “goddesses” that light up old Chuck’s life and fill up his king-sized Posturepedic — porn star Bree Olson (aka “the Olson twins”) and model/nanny Natalie Kenly. Bree is the star of such adult classics as Big Wet Asses 10 and Big Tits at School 9; Natty for her part was named “Chronic Girl of 2010” by Marijuana Magazine. It takes a “rock star from Mars” like Charlie Sheen to handle this action day in and day out; after all, he’s got tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and is the size of Two and a Half Men (or so we’re told).

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