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Hump Day Hottie: Irina Shayk

There’s a whole lotta Shayk going on with this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model.

By (@tynanwrites)

February 16, 2011

Born Irina Shyakhlislamova, this 25-year-old Russian beauty graces the cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition (aka The Holy Book). When she’s not making life just a little bit brighter modeling swimsuits and lingerie for the likes of Intimissimi, Armani, and Guess, she’s brightening the outlook of soccer star Cristian Ronaldo. (What is it about soccer players? Irina is now our fourth soccer hottie, after Raffaella Fico, Bianca Kajlich, and Izabela Lukomski-Pyszalska. Must be the shoes.) Ronaldo has a habit of loving and leaving, but we’re betting he’ll find Irina a habit that’s hard to kick. (Yes, we really did say that.)

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