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Hump Day Hottie: Allison Kyler

She’s not Britney, she’s much hotter and way less crazy. Meet Allison K., Spears stand in and scream queen.

By (@tynanwrites)

February 2, 2011

We know you may find this next bit of news shocking, so we hope you’re sitting down. Ready? OK here goes: In Britney Spears’ new music video, “Hold It Against Me,” it’s not Britney doing all that shimmying, it’s our Hump Day Hottie, Allison Kyler. Yes, really. That rumor comes straight out of TMZ (and, we suspect, Kyler’s publicist). We are appalled at the music video industry’s utter lack of ethics. But standing in for the former mouseketeer turned head-shaving baby-popping Justin Timberlake-shagging crazy-ass ex teen tramp is not Allison’s only claim to fame; she also placed a dancer in Burlesque, Prom Night, Date Movie, and had a semi-featured role in VH1’s 2008 “Scream Queens” reality show. That’s OK; we won’t hold it against her.

Got hotties? Don’t worry if it’s not really Britney, we won’t hold it… sorry, already did that joke. hotties@esarcasm.com.

Photo: IMDB






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