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Hump Day Hottie: Allison Kyler

She’s not Britney, she’s much hotter and way less crazy. Meet Allison K., Spears stand in and scream queen.

By (@tynanwrites)

February 2, 2011

We know you may find this next bit of news shocking, so we hope you’re sitting down. Ready? OK here goes: In Britney Spears’ new music video, “Hold It Against Me,” it’s not Britney doing all that shimmying, it’s our Hump Day Hottie, Allison Kyler. Yes, really. That rumor comes straight out of TMZ (and, we suspect, Kyler’s publicist). We are appalled at the music video industry’s utter lack of ethics. But standing in for the former mouseketeer turned head-shaving baby-popping Justin Timberlake-shagging crazy-ass ex teen tramp is not Allison’s only claim to fame; she also placed a dancer in Burlesque, Prom Night, Date Movie, and had a semi-featured role in VH1’s 2008 “Scream Queens” reality show. That’s OK; we won’t hold it against her.

Got hotties? Don’t worry if it’s not really Britney, we won’t hold it… sorry, already did that joke. hotties@esarcasm.com.

Photo: IMDB






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Comments

  • Extrakidney

    humpday suggestion – Takako Kitahara. to provide some asian flavour to the sarcasm
    http://fotos-sexis.blogspot.com/search/label/Takako%20Kitahara

  • Mike

    Butter face

  • Mike

    Butter face

  • Agapolish

    Always the bridesmaid never the bride? She can’t make it on her own only a stand in? Lame and desperate hahah and I don’t believe for a second her Britney video lies either. Ho

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    FAME WHORE FAME WHORE FAME WHORE

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    FAME WHORE FAME WHORE FAME WHORE

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    this is a load of shit, allison kyler is an ugly fame whore!!!

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    this is a load of shit, allison kyler is an ugly fame whore!!!

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    just because she’s an aspiring singer that obviously hasn’t made it, doesn’t mean she has the right to trash and try and damage brits career at all, hopefully this backfires!

  • http://twitter.com/BritneySpearsLY Britney Spears LY

    just because she’s an aspiring singer that obviously hasn’t made it, doesn’t mean she has the right to trash and try and damage brits career at all, hopefully this backfires!

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      thus spurring the obvious question: who is batshit crazier, Britney or her fans?

  • http://www.facebook.com/DreamiiStarr Dreamii Starr

    lmfao, this site is a joke