Quickies

Urine Luck: Women Earn Right to Pee Freely

Thanks to the amazing ‘Whiz freedom’, that is. If ever, oh ever, a whiz there was, this Whizzer is it. Why? Because of the wonderful things it does.

By (@tynanwrites)

August 4, 2009

Whiz_Easy_Female_Pee_spoutSome products just speak for themselves. Others hire PR knobs to speak for them. Thus we bring you “Whiz freedom”:

Whiz freedom is a new device for women who are tired of stripping, squatting, bending, or wetting when trying to go to the bathroom with less than adequate facilities. The award-winning, world leading invention has been found to be the most comfortable female urine director. It’s the perfect solution for travelers, back packers, mountain climbers, skiers, golfers, cyclists, campers, etc.

“Female urine director.” As in “Right now I’m just a little pissant, but I’d really like be a female urine director.” Kind of like Jodie Foster, only not as gay.

Apparently these gals <i>really</i> had to go.

Apparently these gals really had to go.

Hey, $25 is a small price to avoid having aromatic bodily fluids soil your Patagonia Vagabonds. We especially like the WhizFreedom Web site, which features a slide show of hot outdoorsy chicks with a look of serene contentment, like they each just blew a six pack of California Coolers out their urethrax.*

Just remember: Golden showers bring may flowers, and Mayflowers bring puritans. So be careful where you go to, um, go.

* As in, “a collection of urethra.” Look it up, if you don’t believe us.






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Comments

  • phillipreid

    There are a bunch of these–we have one called the Freshette–the most badass females are the ones who teach themselves precision peeing without a device–a red-headed classmate of mine in college could pee in a urinal–and she was turbo-hot in other substantive ways as well, which is why she had a senior boyfriend when she was a freshman.

  • phillipreid

    There are a bunch of these–we have one called the Freshette–the most badass females are the ones who teach themselves precision peeing without a device–a red-headed classmate of mine in college could pee in a urinal–and she was turbo-hot in other substantive ways as well, which is why she had a senior boyfriend when she was a freshman.

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    I am only aware of the two forms of plural for urethra: urethras or urethrae

    Will have a look around

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