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Hump Day Hottie: Stephanie Seymour

Meet our new favorite MILF. We’d love to see more of Ms. Seymour.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 12, 2011

If we were choosing the MILF of the year (and frankly, someone should), our vote would go to Stephanie Seymour. The 42-year-old former Vicky Secrets and Sport Illustrated swimsuit hottie still rocks a bikini the way most women only dream of (though we suspect men dream of it more often). So what if she was caught in a seemingly intimate beach embrace with her 18-year old son, Peter? And that his hand seemed to be delicately caressing her right nipple? It’s all in the family. Hasn’t anyone ever seen Le Souffle au Coeur? And besides, young Peter says he plays for the other team. So if he was kissing his dad—well,  let’s not even go there. Here’s to sexy Stephanie for continuing to bring the heat in her fifth decade.

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  • Extrakidney

    Dan, please, and I men it, please don’t ruin the hottie with adding all those words. I checked out the pics of her and the 18yr old hardon and it reminded of those awful first two years in my twenties…. when I studied psychology and first reviewed Oedipus

  • Gfgfdgd

    Should be noted that pic of Stephanie was in the mid to early 1990s when she was in her mid 20’s. In the late 1980’s
    and early to mid 1990’s stephanie was about as hot, gorgeous and as physically beautiful  woman that you’re ever
    going to see.