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Hump Day Hottie: Stephanie Seymour

Meet our new favorite MILF. We’d love to see more of Ms. Seymour.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 12, 2011

If we were choosing the MILF of the year (and frankly, someone should), our vote would go to Stephanie Seymour. The 42-year-old former Vicky Secrets and Sport Illustrated swimsuit hottie still rocks a bikini the way most women only dream of (though we suspect men dream of it more often). So what if she was caught in a seemingly intimate beach embrace with her 18-year old son, Peter? And that his hand seemed to be delicately caressing her right nipple? It’s all in the family. Hasn’t anyone ever seen Le Souffle au Coeur? And besides, young Peter says he plays for the other team. So if he was kissing his dad—well,  let’s not even go there. Here’s to sexy Stephanie for continuing to bring the heat in her fifth decade.

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