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Hump Day Hottie: Taylor Swift

She may not have been Ms. Right for Mr. Gyllenhaal, but Taylor Swift can strum her way into our hearts anytime.

By (@JRRaphael)

January 6, 2011

Taylor SwiftIf anyone knows how to handle a breakup, it’s Taylor Swift. The 21-year-old girl-next-door made a name for herself with the smash hit “Teardrops on my Guitar.” She famously sang about her split from a Jonas brother (not to be confused with a Hanson brother) in the tune “Forever and Always.” She even reportedly dated and later wrote a song about confirmed douchebag John Mayer. (We tried to hold a grudge against her for that one, but then we saw her in a bikini and forgot what we were mad about.) Now, our fearless country gal is freshly single again, this time having said so-long to short-lived beau Jake Gyllenhaal. We suspect she’ll be just fine, though we do wonder how she’ll manage to find a rhyme for “Gyllenhaal” on her next album.

Yes, we realize we’re a day late with this week’s Hump Day Hottie. What can we say? We’re nonconformists. Send your nominations for future hotties to We promise we’ll post them on a Wednesday (unless we’re feeling rebelious and/or sleepy).



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