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Hump Day Hottie: Lauren Graham

Lovely Lauren puts the bad in “Bad Santa” — and that’s all good.

By (@tynanwrites)

December 23, 2013

We never watched "The Gilmore Girls." So to us, Lauren Graham is not sweet single mom Lorelai Gilmore. Nor is she Sarah Braverman in "Parenthood" or the voice of Fran Lockwood in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.  No, to us Lauren Graham is Sue, the hot chick with a sexual fixation for fat guys with white beards in Bad Santa, our all-time favorite badass Christmas movie. Anyone saying "fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa" while riding on the lap of old Saint Nick in the backseat of a car is our idea of holiday cheer. Lovely Lauren can fill our stockings any time.

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Image of young Lauren doing Betty Grable courtesy of FanPop.






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Comments

  • Anonymous

    She is fun anywhere, but I agree, nothing beats his interview on Ellen.Well, maybe talk of Conan about their bunnies

    [edited to remove spammy link.]