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Christmas Cards of the Rich and Geeky

Ever wonder what tech celebs print in their personal Christmas cards? Well, today’s your lucky day: We’ve gotten our hands on holiday greetings from Jobs, Ballmer, and 7 other famous geeks.

By (@JRRaphael)

December 22, 2010

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

‘Tis the season for sharing — and boy, do we have some saucy stuff to share with you.

eSarcasm has managed to steal obtain actual Christmas cards sent by some of tech’s most well-known players. These cards were never meant to be seen by the general public, but thanks to thieves we paid minimally our anonymous sources, we’re able to publish them here for your viewing pleasure.

So sit back, relax, and soak in the holiday spirit: We give you Christmas cards of the rich and geeky.

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs Christmas Card


Sergey Brin

Sergey Brin Christmas Card


Jimmy Wales

Jimmy Wales Christmas Card


Carol Bartz

Carol Bartz Christmas Card


Chandra Rathakrishnan

Chandra Christmas Card


Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton Christmas Card


Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg Christmas Card


Julian Assange

Julian Assange Christmas Card


Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer Christmas Card

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  • John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)

    I’m surprised that Jimmy Wales doesn’t send Christmas cards to all of us.

    So why won’t you share the Christmas card that Arrington sent to the two of you?

    • Dan Tynan

      we would, but we’re still waiting for the bomb squad to come open it for us.

      • Blah

        what is wrong with you guys?!

        • Dan Tynan

          so many many things. give us your email address and we’ll send you a long list.