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Hump Day Hottie: Thora Birch

This American Beauty just wants a role she can sink her teeth into. We can see a few other nice spots for a bite.

By (@tynanwrites)

December 15, 2010

She was chunky in American Beauty, spunky in Ghost World, and eminently doable no matter what role she plays, but one part 28-year-old thespian Thora Birch won’t be performing is in an off-Broadway revival of "Dracula."  Because she still brings her poppa to rehearsal, and Daddy Dearest apparently took exception to how another actor was rubbing her back on stage. (Yes, her back. Not our first choice either.) Jack Birch, a former porn actor, apparently knows where such familiarity can lead. Fangs but no fangs, dad.

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Comments

  • Extrakidney

    I find this demeaning to women and unfortunately, at almost the exact same time, a really really good idea.

  • Brian Cooper

    Can I snuggle there beside you?

  • Liam Tiernan

    Only one problem. That’s not Thora Birch, it’s Alexis Bledel