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ICANN Locks Itself In Bathroom With .XXX, Refuses to Come Out

Governing body says it needs more time to research creating a new domain exclusively for online porn. Can it please just get some privacy? Is that too much to ask?

By (@tynanwrites)

December 13, 2010

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Saying it needs more time to research the creation of a new top-level domain for adult sites, the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers has locked itself in the bathroom with its laptop and refused to come out.

ICANN, the governing body that must approve the creation of all new top-level domains, says it needs another three months to deeply explore all the nuances of a new .XXX domain devoted to porn, an idea it has been deeply exploring since 2003.

"Can we just get a little privacy — please?" ICANN is quoted as saying. "My god, is that asking too much?"

ICANN added that it cannot wait until it has saved up enough money for a security deposit so it can finally get a place of its own.

An .XXX domain would give adult sites an exclusive home on the Web, offering relief to the millions of Netizens who complain that online porn is too hard to find.

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Comments

  • Extrakidney

    Ah the good old days, when porn was all there was on the web. ICANN is correct in requesting 3 more months. It would be like the censor board watching a porn film only once to determine the level of depravity our world has come to. That’s just nonsense, for any human being. You have to watch that Shi’ite 3 or 4 times to adequately assign an NC17, R, PG14 or X rating. So get off, ICANN’s back, and let her explore her options. It’s only been 7 years, that’s only 21 years in web time, she or he are just coming off age.

  • CumHEreRedRidingYouth

    I keep having trouble finding the porn sites too. I got a lousy screen on my laptop ’cause it keeps getting white gooey shit all over it.

  • CumHEreRedRidingYouth

    I keep having trouble finding the porn sites too. I got a lousy screen on my laptop ’cause it keeps getting white gooey shit all over it.