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Abercrombie Introduces New ‘Slut Gene’ Slut Jeans

Inspired by the discovery of a so-called “slut gene,” Abercrombie & Fitch has created a new kind of apparel for women who are proud to be promiscuous.

By (@jr_raphael)

December 2, 2010

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Following news that scientists have discovered a so-called “slut gene,” Abercrombie & Fitch is pleased to announce a new addition to its winter clothing line: the Slut Gene Slut Jeans.

Slut Gene Slut JeansThe Slut Gene Slut Jeans are designed for women who possess the dopamine receptor gene DRD4. The presence of the DRD4 gene, as reported by LiveScience, is believed to be linked with a tendency to prefer one-night stands and other types of uncommitted sex.

Abercrombie’s new Slut Gene Slut Jeans allow women with this marker to make their intentions known. The jeans, modeled off of a Japanese design from 2009, have a built-in thong that peeks out above the waistline. It’s a simple and stylish way to let guys know you’re ready for anything, anytime.

“Our Slut Gene Slut Jeans are made for the woman who’s proud of the fact that she loves sex with strangers,” says Abercrombie & Fitch Marketing Director Mona Lott. “Now that we know sluttiness is a matter of science, there’s no reason not to show it off and have some fun.”

Slut Jeans Abercrombie Ad

The Slut Gene Slut Jeans start at $69 (naturally). As part of Abercrombie’s limited-time Total Slut™ promotion, all purchases will include a free belly button piercing, a coupon for 50 percent off a lower-back tattoo, and a complimentary pair of short shorts with the word “JUICY” printed on the ass.






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