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Hump Day Hottie: Natalie Portman

Natalie, oh Natalie — how we adore thee. And not just because of your recent girl-on-girl sex scene with Mila Kunis. We promise.

By (@jr_raphael)

December 1, 2010

Natalie PortmanIf you’re anything like us, you’ve been obsessed with Natalie Portman for ages. Portman, after all, is the complete package: She’s beautiful, smart, funny, and talented. And did we mention beautiful? Whether she’s rocking the girl-next-door look a la Garden State or the seductive vixen vibe a la Closer, the lovely Miss P is always impossibly stunning. But there’s much more to Natalie Portman than her looks. Portman, now 29, graduated from Harvard with a bachelor’s degree in psychology. She’s fluent in Hebrew — Portman was actually born in Jerusalem — and can also speak French, German, Japanese, and Spanish. If all of that isn’t enough geek cred, Natalie Portman was in frickin’ Star Wars, for crying out loud. These days, Natalie’s keeping busy fielding questions about her steamy sex scene with Mila Kunis in her new film, Black Swan. Need we say more?

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