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Hump Day Hottie: Christina Aguilera

Even if she’s not very good, the star of ‘Burlesque’ has still got the goods.

By (@tynanwrites)

November 24, 2010

You’ve got to hand it to Christina Aquilera. It wasn’t enough to top the pop charts, win a Grammy, or suck tongues with Madonna. Now she’s conquering the silver screen in Burlesque, a heartwarming tale of strippers and sex that’s fun for the whole family (if you’re talking about the Osbourne family). OK, maybe ‘conquering’ is a bit strong. Early reviews have compared Burlesque to Showgirls (only even more unintentionally hilarious) and Christina’s non-singing-and-dancing bits to early Keanu (also more unintentionally hilarious). Apparently she’s even less emotive than Cher, who hasn’t been able to move any part of her face since 1992. But listen: Christina’s got more talent in one hand – or in the case of this photo, one hand and part of a forearm – than a roomful of Sandra Bullocks. We say bring on the Oscars. 

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Photo: Gnespie (we don’t know how to pronounce that either)

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