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Hump Day Hottie: Capri Anderson

Did Charlie Sheen pay lovely Capri to have sex with him in New York’s Plaza Hotel? Hell, wouldn’t you?

By (@tynanwrites)

October 27, 2010

You’ll have to excuse Capri if she looks a little uncomfortable in this photo; she’s not used to wearing this much clothing. According to, the 22-year-old sex goddess – star of Big Bust Cougars, Do Me Wet, and Damn She’s a Lesbian – was Charlie Sheen’s “mystery date” at New York’s Plaza Hotel shortly before he was arrested earlier this week. Capri apparently locked herself in old Charlie’s bathroom after the 45-year-old star of “Two and a Half Men” accused her of hiding his Rolex up her hootchie. (Hey, just about everything else has been up there.)

Contrary to published reports, Ms. Anderson (born Christina Walsh) wants the world to know she is neither a hooker nor an escort. In fact she has very strict rules about sex: She only fucks people for money who are wearing as much makeup as she is. (Which, of course, makes her an actress.)

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