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Hump Day Hottie: Miranda Kerr

Somebody please read us our Miranda rights, we’ve got something we need to be held against us.

By (@tynanwrites)

September 29, 2010


Whoever says there are no angels among us hasn’t taken a good look at Miranda Kerr. This awesome Aussie is one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, and all we can say is, hosanna on high. She presents a strong argument why the bikini is the greatest invention of the 20th century. Miranda is also environmentally conscious, willing to strip naked and chain herself to a eucalyptus tree in order to save the koala. Good onya, mate. The beauteous Ms. Kerr recently wed Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom and is said to be sporting a baby bump, so enjoy this goddesslike body while you still can.

A big eSarc thanks to reader GastonP for suggesting the miraculous Miranda. You, sir, are a man of exquisite taste. Can you match Gaston? Send your candidates to hotties@esarcasm.com.

Photo: GQ






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