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Hump Day Hottie: Ines Sainz

How we long to be in that number when this Sainz comes marching in

By (@tynanwrites)

September 15, 2010

What do you get when you mix a smokin’ hot sideline reporter with 53 semi-naked football players? A “controversy” that keeps on giving. We are shocked (shocked!) to report that members of the New York Jets allegedly made suggestive comments to the highly bodacious Ines Sainz, a reporter for the Mexican TV station Azteca, while she interviewed Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the locker room. Sainz has accused the team of sexual harassment. Well, duh. Turns out that Sainz is not merely a jockette journo with a rockin’ bod; she’s also a swimsuit model and Miss Universe contestant. (Two excellent qualifications for debating the merits of the two-point conversion attempt.) That doesn’t mean she asked for it, or that as Redskin RB Clinton Portis put it, after looking at 53 mens’ packages she’s got to want at least one of them. But she makes her living being gorgeous; football players make their living being testosterone-crazed cavemen in cleats. You do the math.

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Photos: Ines Sainz MySpace page.

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