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Hump Day Hottie: Haley Higgins

This blonde stunner has something she really needs to get off her chest

By (@tynanwrites)

September 9, 2010


This Miami-based model and actress can pop our corks anytime she wants. The extremely fit 23-year-old Haley has been romantically linked to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler by everyone’s favorite pink-haired gossip hag, Perez Hilton. (Let’s see, a hot young blonde actress being nailed by an NFL QB — never saw that one coming.) That alone was enough to vault her into Google’s 10 hottest trends for a few exciting minutes. Otherwise Haley has starred as "Shannon" in the Owen Wilson shaggy dog flick, Marley & Me, and as "Casting Girl #1" in Sirens of the Caribbean ("A sexy mystery about temptation and primal forces set on a mystical island in the Bermuda triangle" per IMDB — it’s already in our Netflix queue). We look forward to Haley’s next role, or even just the next inanimate object she presses close to her petite yet perfectly formed breasts.

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Photo: Crush Entertainment

 






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