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Oops! 15 Unintentionally Dirty URLs

They may sound filthy, but ferrethandjobs.com and penisland.net are perfectly innocent sites. Here are 15 of the Web’s most accidentally vulgar addresses.

By (@jr_raphael)

September 8, 2010

My browser history must look quite ridiculous right now.

Not because of the oodles of porn that may or may not be there, mind you — no, because of some incredibly innocent sites I visited while writing this story. Sites belonging to churches, lawyers, and bowling alleys. Sites you’d have no problem opening in front of your mother.

Of course, if she saw the actual URLs, she’d probably be astonished. That’s because the organizations overlooked some pretty obvious double meanings when registering their domains. It’s a good thing they did, too, because they ended up creating some of the most amusing accidental vulgarity the Internet has to offer.

Read on and see for yourself. And for even more unintentionally suggestive language, be sure to check out “Double Your Entendre: 12 Unintentionally Dirty Headlines” next. You’ll be glad you did.

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1. firstbaptistcumming.org

Hey, there’s a first for everything.

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2. whorepresents.com

For those really special occasions.

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3. masterbaitonline.com

Oh, come on. Like you’ve never done it.

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4. actionpaintballsac.com

Nothing a couple of Kleenex can’t clean up.

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5. ferrethandjobs.com

It’s a full-service kind of place.

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6. ilovebigals.com

Shyeah — who doesn’t?

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7. penisland.net

Erected in 2002.

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8. cum.co.za

Maybe, just maybe not the best URL for a Christian book store.

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9. lesbocages.com

This is either a horrible act of injustice or an awesome Saturday night.

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10. therapistfinder.com

At least you know where to go next time you’re looking.

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11. travel.co.ck

Does that mean it’s miniature-sized?

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12. molestationnursery.com

Do not — I repeat, do not — leave your children here.

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13. speedofart.com

Man, those are the worst possible kind.

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14. pedo.org

They do it in the mouth. Dentistry, you sicko — it’s a dental society.

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15. ladrape.co.uk

From their home page (no joke):

We are highly flexible and pride ourselves on our ability to go the extra mile for our customers whatever their size or nature of their business.

Indeed.

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KEEP READING: Double Your Entendre: 12 Unintentionally Dirty Headlines






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Comments

  • http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/ John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)

    This will become more of an issue as time goes on and as even English-speakers throughout the world use different dialects of English, and may not be aware of how a particular phrase may be perceived in another part of the world. Most of your examples result from the way in which URLs are derived and words are smashed together. Things get even more fun when acronyms are used, as the (former) Wisconsin Tourism Federation discovered.

    Of course, Big Al's isn't helped by the fact that one of its two locations is in Beaverton. I wonder if Google Instant Search will block information on it.

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    expertsexchange used to be a good one, but then they added a hyphen

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