Oops! 15 Unintentionally Dirty URLs
They may sound filthy, but ferrethandjobs.com and penisland.net are perfectly innocent sites. Here are 15 of the Web’s most accidentally vulgar addresses.
My browser history must look quite ridiculous right now.
Not because of the oodles of porn that may or may not be there, mind you — no, because of some incredibly innocent sites I visited while writing this story. Sites belonging to churches, lawyers, and bowling alleys. Sites you’d have no problem opening in front of your mother.
Of course, if she saw the actual URLs, she’d probably be astonished. That’s because the organizations overlooked some pretty obvious double meanings when registering their domains. It’s a good thing they did, too, because they ended up creating some of the most amusing accidental vulgarity the Internet has to offer.
Read on and see for yourself. And for even more unintentionally suggestive language, be sure to check out “Double Your Entendre: 12 Unintentionally Dirty Headlines” next. You’ll be glad you did.
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1. firstbaptistcumming.org
Hey, there’s a first for everything.
- What it really is:
2. whorepresents.com
For those really special occasions.
- What it really is:
3. masterbaitonline.com
Oh, come on. Like you’ve never done it.
- What it really is:
4. actionpaintballsac.com
Nothing a couple of Kleenex can’t clean up.
- What it really is:
5. ferrethandjobs.com
It’s a full-service kind of place.
- What it really is:
6. ilovebigals.com
Shyeah — who doesn’t?
- What it really is:
7. penisland.net
Erected in 2002.
- What it really is:
8. cum.co.za
Maybe, just maybe not the best URL for a Christian book store.
- What it really is:
9. lesbocages.com
This is either a horrible act of injustice or an awesome Saturday night.
- What it really is:
10. therapistfinder.com
At least you know where to go next time you’re looking.
- What it really is:
11. travel.co.ck
Does that mean it’s miniature-sized?
- What it really is:
12. molestationnursery.com
Do not — I repeat, do not — leave your children here.
- What it really is:
13. speedofart.com
Man, those are the worst possible kind.
- What it really is:
14. pedo.org
They do it in the mouth. Dentistry, you sicko — it’s a dental society.
- What it really is:
15. ladrape.co.uk
From their home page (no joke):
We are highly flexible and pride ourselves on our ability to go the extra mile for our customers whatever their size or nature of their business.
Indeed.
- What it really is:
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