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iToons: Meet the Search-Optimized Child

If you want your kids to have a lifetime advantage in Google, you’ve gotta start early.

By (@eSarcasm)

August 29, 2010

Search Optimized Child

Search Optimized Child

These cartoons, by Rob Cottingham, originally appeared at Noise to Signal. Republished with the author’s permission.

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  • I shudder to think of all the kids that will be named “Sex” or “Make Money Fast.”

    Then again, even without Google, people tend to name their kids after search-optimized words – there were a bunch of “Britneys” that were born a few years ago, and I'm sure that someone (or more than one) has named a child “Ladygaga.”