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Hump Day Hottie: Jimena Navarrete

Meet Miss Universe 2010, another excellent argument for relaxing immigration restrictions

By (@tynanwrites)

August 25, 2010

At eSarcasm we’ve developed the theory that no one actually reads the text to the right of each week’s photo, so compelled are they by the vision of loveliness to our immediate left. So instead of the sycophantic drooling we usually bestow on this week’s HDH – the lovely Jimena Navarrete from Jalisco, Mexico — we’ve decided to fill this space with fascinating facts about the Miss Universe Pageant. Did you know that the first Miss Mexico to win the pageant, Lupita Jones in 1991, not only trained Ms. Navarrete for her winning turn but is also still pretty smokin’ hot? Or that every single contestant in the Miss Universe 2009 pageant was a certified virgin with the exception of Carrie Prejean, whose raging sluttiness makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Theresa? Or that Donald Trump’s ‘do is actually woven from the testicular hairs of castrated Arabian camels? It’s all true. And even if it weren’t, who’d notice? Because you’re certainly not reading this. Right?

On the extremely unlikely chance someone is reading this, please send your HDH candidates to hotties@esarcasm.com. We promise not to hold it against you.






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Comments

  • http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/ John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)

    Did someone say something about Mother Theresa?

    I don't think that the relaxation of immigration restrictions is relevant. I seriously doubt that I'll ever see Jimena outside of my local Home Depot.

  • Larry Jebsen

    something about camels