Steve Jobs’ Ex-Girlfriend: Rumors of 7-Inch Device ‘Definitely Not True’
Former girlfriend says rumors of Jobs having a 7-inch gizmo are false. “Four and a half, five inches, maybe,” she says. “But seven? No way.”
A former girlfriend of Steve Jobs says rumors of the Apple CEO possessing a 7-inch device are completely unfounded.
“Believe me, I’ve seen his hardware plenty of times,” the woman, who asked to remain unnamed, reveals. “It’s definitely not seven inches.”
According to various blogs, Jobs plans to publicly reveal the 7-inch tool before the year’s end. Insiders say the unit is just the right size for holding and can perform a wide range of tasks without needing to recharge.
Jobs’ ex-girlfriend laughs at those claims, pointing to the Apple founder’s adamant anti-porn stance as proof of his size- and performance-based insecurities. Only one part of the rumor, she says, is actually true.
“I read that the device is nicknamed Steve’s ‘Mini,’” she laughs. “Now, that sounds like the apparatus I remember.”
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