Uh, Tila…That 140 Character Limit Is There For a Reason
Twitter is all about short and quick communication — unless, it seems, you’re America’s favorite bisexual babe.
Following Tila Tequila on Twitter, you might expect to see updates about sunbathing, wet t-shirts, and threeways. Perhaps that’s the type of fare you might receive, too, on a typical day. But not today — oh no, not today.
In what can only be described as an all-out attack on Twitter’s 140-character format, the illustrious Ms. T went on a five-page rampage about the kind of conspiracy theories that make this guy look sane. Among the sentiments expressed during her two-hour, 35-plus-tweet rant:
- The Internet was actually invented “centuries ago,” but the government didn’t want anyone to know about it until recently.
- CNN only covered Paris Hilton’s 2007 arrest because its overlords wanted to distract us from being angry at President Bush.
- The government killed John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, and Malcom X.
- The government will likely kill her as well if she continues to develop a “voice … too powerful in unveiling the truth.”
In the midst of that, she also sent eight tweets related to making “#FART” a top trending topic on Twitter.
Hey, at least she’s providing some balance.
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