Rants In Our Pants

Uh, Tila…That 140 Character Limit Is There For a Reason

Twitter is all about short and quick communication — unless, it seems, you’re America’s favorite bisexual babe.

By (@jr_raphael)

July 6, 2009

Tila TequilaFollowing Tila Tequila on Twitter, you might expect to see updates about sunbathing, wet t-shirts, and threeways. Perhaps that’s the type of fare you might receive, too, on a typical day. But not today — oh no, not today.

In what can only be described as an all-out attack on Twitter’s 140-character format, the illustrious Ms. T went on a five-page rampage about the kind of conspiracy theories that make this guy look sane. Among the sentiments expressed during her two-hour, 35-plus-tweet rant:

In the midst of that, she also sent eight tweets related to making “#FART” a top trending topic on Twitter.

Hey, at least she’s providing some balance.






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  • UnitsDesignationIs-1

    Dear, JR

    This is by far the most uninformative, low-brow, childish website I've ever come across !! EVER!!!
    Enclosed is my real e-mail address. Please send me up-dates on new articles(NO Spam Please as I've managed to round up all my old classmates and hide them in my basement,so I already know how they're doing). Oh also, don't send any 'tweets' because, well, duh!

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