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Hump Day Hottie: Melissa Rycroft

We’ll take a salami on Rycroft, hold the mustard. Thank you.

By (@tynanwrites)

July 28, 2010

When it comes to filling out a hotness resume, few can compete with Melissa Rycroft. This shapely ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader was named one of Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2009 and People Magazine’s Most Beautiful People. She was one of the ho’s bachelorettes on “The Bachelor” and even appeared on “Dancing With the Stars” (then again, so did Steve Wozniak – and you don’t hear anybody calling him hot). Enjoy this body while it lasts; word on the street is the 27 year old is expecting a child with lucky hubbie Tye Strickland. Look for the fecund Rycroft on ABC’s upcoming Bachelor Pad next month.

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Photo: Maxim.

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