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Hump Day Hottie: Angelina Jolie

Where can you find Angelina Jolie? On the arm of Brad Pitt, in the movie Salt, and in the dictionary under “hot.”

By (@tynanwrites)

July 21, 2010

Has she lost a step to younger dark-haired hotties like Megan Fox and Adriana Lima? Arguably. Is she crazier than a shit house rat? Probably. Is she likely to adopt another half dozen orphans in the time it takes you to put on your boxers? Most definitely. And yet there’s something about Angelina Jolie that defies the normal rules of time and gravity. Look in the dictionary under “hot” and you’ll find her picture (though probably not this picture). The 35-year-old Jolie defines hot in 2010 the same way Marilyn Monroe and Ava Gardner and Elizabeth Taylor defined hot in their day. And she can open a movie all by her lonesome, something Marilyn, Ava, and even Liz couldn’t do. So on the eve of the debut of her 40th film, Salt, we say more power to ya, Angie. And to Brad we say, good luck pal. You’re going to need it.  

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