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	<title>Comments on: Report: Apple to Wrap Entire Campus in Enormous Rubber Bumper</title>
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		<title>By: pchrun</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With Steve Jobs&#039; outstanding performance on Friday, other companies are clamoring to get his help solving their pressing PR issues.  First up was BP.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Check out the transcript of what Steve Jobs, BP&#039;s new Chief Speaking Officer, had to say on behalf of the oil giant.  Yes, he has a suggestion to fix the oil crisis using bumpers.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;FUNNY&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=1774&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=1774&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With Steve Jobs&#39; outstanding performance on Friday, other companies are clamoring to get his help solving their pressing PR issues.  First up was BP.</p>
<p>Check out the transcript of what Steve Jobs, BP&#39;s new Chief Speaking Officer, had to say on behalf of the oil giant.  Yes, he has a suggestion to fix the oil crisis using bumpers.</p>
<p>FUNNY</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=1774" rel="nofollow">http://www.dailygoat.com/?p=1774</a></p>
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		<title>By: Jon Baxter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon Baxter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember back when Sir Clive Sinclair got all &#039;focused&#039; in his innovations, so might this be the prototype iCar: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/cb8swI&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://bit.ly/cb8swI&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember back when Sir Clive Sinclair got all &#39;focused&#39; in his innovations, so might this be the prototype iCar: <a href="http://bit.ly/cb8swI" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/cb8swI</a></p>
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