Comments on: Source: Apple Press Conference To Be Led By Old Spice Man http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises) http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/comment-page-1/#comment-1934 John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises) Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:47:59 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=16180#comment-1934 I haven't actually gotten around to watching the Old Spice Man yet, but I'm sure that there are a lot of people who would want to hold him and see what kind of reception they get. I haven't actually gotten around to watching the Old Spice Man yet, but I'm sure that there are a lot of people who would want to hold him and see what kind of reception they get.

]]> By: Guhmshoo http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/comment-page-1/#comment-1933 Guhmshoo Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:11:20 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=16180#comment-1933 Excellent. Word on the street is that the Old Spice Man's abs increase the iPhone 4's reception by a whopping 150%. Antenna problem solved. Excellent. Word on the street is that the Old Spice Man's abs increase the iPhone 4's reception by a whopping 150%. Antenna problem solved.

]]> By: dantynan http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/comment-page-1/#comment-1932 dantynan Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:46:06 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=16180#comment-1932 Hello, ladies! Look at your iPhones. Now look at me. Now back to your iPhones. Now back to me. See the difference? Unlike the iPhone 4, I always get excellent reception, even while riding backwards on an Arabian stallion while mixing a souffle with cooking tools I crafted myself out of discarded parts from Skylab II and singing you a love song I wrote while doing 10,000 ab crunches. Can Steve Jobs say that? Of course he can't. Hello, ladies! Look at your iPhones. Now look at me. Now back to your iPhones. Now back to me. See the difference? Unlike the iPhone 4, I always get excellent reception, even while riding backwards on an Arabian stallion while mixing a souffle with cooking tools I crafted myself out of discarded parts from Skylab II and singing you a love song I wrote while doing 10,000 ab crunches. Can Steve Jobs say that? Of course he can't.

]]> By: AppleGuy http://www.esarcasm.com/16180/apple-press-conference-old-spice-man/comment-page-1/#comment-1930 AppleGuy Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:42:30 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=16180#comment-1930 It's time for Apple to own this:<br><br><a href="http://whatsnottaken.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/apple-press-conference-7152010/" rel="nofollow">http://whatsnottaken.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/a...</a><br><br>No way they'll try to dance around it again. It's time for Apple to own this:

http://whatsnottaken.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/a…

No way they'll try to dance around it again.

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