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The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator

So you've fired off an e-mail to the Great Man and now you're anxiously awaiting a reply? Wait no longer. Our e-mail bot can crank out a Jobsian response to any question.

By (@eSarcasm)

July 6, 2010



What did you ask Steve, and how did he respond? Post your best Q&A combo in the comments below. We'll pick our favorite from the bunch and send the winner an official "Yes, Steve...I Want Porn" magnet, on the house.

UPDATE [7/14/10]: Congrats to Neil, who won the aforementioned prize. We still want to hear your funny questions and answers, though -- comment away!

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  • Sixgunsam79

    I asked, “Do you and Woz polish each others knobs?” His answer:

    From: Steve Jobs
    Subject: Your email

    Look, porn is rotting the moral fiber of America's youth. And watching three large-breasted blondes doing a pizza delivery guy gets old after you've seen it 10,000 times. Trust me.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPorn

  • JH

    I asked: “Why is this phone a piece of crap?”

    Response:
    No, I do not require weekly transfusions of blood from teenage virgins. I don't know where these rumors get started. But if I have any other uses for teen virgins I'll let you know.

    Steve

    Sent from my iLiver

  • Helai

    Q: Am I gay:

    A: This is Woz, isn't it? Dude, you're not fooling anyone.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPad

  • Tom

    This was strange…

    Q: What do you think of the Samsung Galaxy Tab?

    A:From: Steve Jobs
    Subject: Your email

    Beautiful, magical, wonderful, blah blah blah. I already told you it's great. Stop asking questions.

    Steve

    Sent from my iBall

    Sound's like Steve has pre-ordered his Galaxy Tab already…

  • Tom

    Q: What do you prefer – an iPhone or an Android phone?

    A:If the iPhone wasn't just totally great, would I use one? Of course I wouldn't. I'm friggin' Steve Jobs.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPhone

    I think Steve prefers the iPhone…

  • Graham

    I asked “What’s with the hype?”

    From: Steve Jobs
    Subject: Your email

    If the iPhone wasn’t just totally great, would I use one? Of course I wouldn’t. I’m friggin’ Steve Jobs.

    Steve

    Sent from my iPhone

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