The Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator

If there's one thing you can say about Steve Jobs, it's that the guy has a real way with words.

Aside from his love of beautiful, wonderful, really amazing adjectives, Jobs has developed an amusing habit of replying to random users' e-mails from his official apple.com account. His responses are famously terse and direct -- things like:

Change your apps name. Not that big of a deal.

Just avoid holding it in that way.

And, of course, the most recent opus:

You are getting all worked up over a few days of rumors. Calm down.

(Yes, Apple PR denies that Stevie-boy actually sent that last one, but the blog that published the e-mail insists it's the real deal. Either way, it's not a far stretch from his past works, so we'll consider it as good as legit.)

Now, Jobs may be a god -- to the devoted Apple fanboy crowd, at least -- but he's still a busy guy. And that means he can't personally respond to every note that flutters into his inbox.

That's where eSarcasm comes in. We've captured the essence of the Steve Jobs e-mail experience and recreated it through a highly complex system of circuits, algorithms, and flux capacitors. It's something we call the Steve Jobs E-Mail Generator -- and, suffice it to say, it is both magical and revolutionary.

Simply type your message to Steve in the box below, then click "GO!" to get your response.

GO!

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