The TechList: 26.June.2010
Change your grip for iPhone cure, Microsoft’s numbers are full of manure
1. iPhone 4. Whether it works apparently depends on how you hold it. Remember: "Stroke it, don’t choke it" applies here too.
2. Fanboys. Pitching tents outside Apple Stores to buy iPhone 4. Or maybe all the campgrounds were already booked.
3. Hot chicks. If anybody can fix Facebook’s privacy problem, it’s them. Once they’re done they’ll take on that nasty spill in the Gulf.
4. AT&T. Hopes to improve image using social media. It seems the old "ream customers up the dookie chute" strategy wasn’t working.
5. TechCrunch. For sale to highest bidder. We offered $12.37 and a half interest in Bebo. They’re still thinking it over.
6. Webbies 2010. Endless award process now over, five-word speeches finally delivered. Here’s ours: Please God, make it stop.
7. Pakistan. Warns Google, Yahoo, MSN, etc it will block anti-Muslim content. Also, Muhammed Ali will come & personally kick their asses.
8. Microsoft. Selling 7 copies of Windows 7 per second. Interestingly, Microsoft PR is producing 7 pounds of BS per second.
9. White House. Plans to make Net transactions safer. Still waiting for plan that unmasks 400-pound hairballs pretending to be hot chicks.
10. Dot XXX. Porn domain approved despite opposition from adult industry. Even they won’t belong to a club that will have them as members.
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