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	<title>Comments on: The Right and Wrong Ways To Hold an iPhone</title>
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		<title>By: George</title>
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		<dc:creator>George</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>really nice man... ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>really nice man&#8230; ;-)</p>
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		<title>By: Someone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Someone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:50:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perhaps Steve Jobs is left-handed?  Left-handed folk will not have this problem.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perhaps Steve Jobs is left-handed?  Left-handed folk will not have this problem.</p>
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		<title>By: Tiffany Bliss</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tiffany Bliss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 05:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How to fix your Apple iPhone 4 antenna problem (funny): &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL7NJZkXYig&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL7NJZkXYig&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How to fix your Apple iPhone 4 antenna problem (funny): <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL7NJZkXYig" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL7NJZkXYig</a></p>
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		<title>By: uccemebug</title>
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		<dc:creator>uccemebug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Next they&#039;ll issue a fix but only for people who can prove they&#039;re impacted, a la Intel&#039;s Pentium floating point math problem way back when.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next they&#39;ll issue a fix but only for people who can prove they&#39;re impacted, a la Intel&#39;s Pentium floating point math problem way back when.</p>
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		<title>By: Gonzobot</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gonzobot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s emailed that twice now, as far as I know, to separate consumers. Don&#039;t you just love being the king?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Sir! Sir! Majesty, the country irrigation system doesn&#039;t flow to my farmland, my crops are dying!&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&quot;Foolish peasant! You have placed your barn on the wrong side of your land! For shame! You must now purchase further ditches and water-screws for your farm, or PERISH IN TERRIBLE FREEZING STARVATION COME WINTER!&quot;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;That&#039;s how I see it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#39;s emailed that twice now, as far as I know, to separate consumers. Don&#39;t you just love being the king?</p>
<p>&#8220;Sir! Sir! Majesty, the country irrigation system doesn&#39;t flow to my farmland, my crops are dying!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Foolish peasant! You have placed your barn on the wrong side of your land! For shame! You must now purchase further ditches and water-screws for your farm, or PERISH IN TERRIBLE FREEZING STARVATION COME WINTER!&#8221;</p>
<p>That&#39;s how I see it.</p>
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		<title>By: R2D2</title>
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		<dc:creator>R2D2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 22:08:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>R2D2 here,&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I laughed till a resistor blew out my nose!  Apple says you must hold your iP4 a certain way for reception.  Too funny!  Here&#039;s a thought: Take your head out of Job&#039;s axe and the reception will improve.  No such problems with my Droids.  The force is with us!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>R2D2 here,</p>
<p>I laughed till a resistor blew out my nose!  Apple says you must hold your iP4 a certain way for reception.  Too funny!  Here&#39;s a thought: Take your head out of Job&#39;s axe and the reception will improve.  No such problems with my Droids.  The force is with us!</p>
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