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Chatroulette Solves Penis-Exposing Problem

After a long and hard search, Chatroulette has finally found a solution that can sense the presence of a penis and respond within seconds. An eSarcasm exclusive.

By (@JRRaphael)

June 17, 2010

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

Video-chatting service Chatroulette has desperately been searching for a way to solve a growing problem on its site: male users exposing their genitalia during chat sessions.

As reported by TechCrunch earlier this week, the company feels its brand will be “permanently tarnished” if it doesn’t find a way to clean up the service soon.

Now, eSarcasm has learned that Chatroulette has found its answer — something known internally as “The Penis Detector.” Sources say the Detector has an unblemished track record of being able to sense the presence of a man’s penis and, within seconds, respond.

An exclusive photo of Chatroulette’s new Detector is below.
Chatroulette Penis Detector

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