The TechList: 13.June.2010

1. Apple. Jobs unveils iPhone 4 – surprise! First 1000 buyers will also receive an amazingly life-like replica of Gray Powell’s testicles.

2. Steve Jobs. Even the Chosen One can’t get WiFi to work during iPhone 4 demo. Next we’ll find out he can’t really part the Red Sea.

3. AT&T. Leaks 114K iPad email addresses to hacking group named after  slang for “gaping asshole.” Even we can’t make this shit up.

4. Gawker. FBI investigating its role in AT&T leak. The cops are visiting Gawker so often these days they’ve got their own cubicle.

5. BP. Buys up Google search words to improve public image. Because that’s cheaper than buying up a million oil-smeared pelicans. 

6. China. Officially endorses Internet freedom. Kind of like BP endorsing environmental responsibility.

7. Carly Fiorina. Former tech CEO aiming for Barbara Boxer’s Senate seat. Apparently she’s hoping at least 51% of voters can’t spell “HP.”

8. Google. Adds art backgrounds, GooGeeks revolt. Bcuz if they didn’t get totally pissed about something their knickers might unknot. 

9. TechCrunch. Jason Calacanis lied about deleting his Facebook page. Also: He has cooties. Pass it on.

10. SCO. Loses yet another ruling in Linux patent case. Only 3,227 more to go.

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