Rants In Our Pants

4 Funny Tweets About Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is as famous for being a punchline as she is for — well, being famous. You needn’t look any further than the world of social media to see proof.

By (@JRRaphael)

June 30, 2009

Paris, oh Paris. Love her or hate her, she’s secured her spot in American culture — and for no apparent reason, either. Yeah, yeah, she made those sex tapes a while back, but let’s be honest: The videos sucked about as bad as Paris sucks …well, you know.

With the notorious Ms. H now making headlines for her new Dubai-based “BFF” show, we couldn’t help but notice some amusing discussions starting to surface on Twitter today. Here are four of the funniest Paris-related tweets we found.


Paris Hilton Tweets: 1

Wise advice. We might also suggest she bring some Lysol along to use before picking herself up.


Paris Hilton Tweets: 2

Um, what part of you were these strangers seeing? We have a theory.


Paris Hilton Tweets: 3

You could always cover your midregion in layers of duct tape before leaving the house. Just make sure to put the sticky side facing out, or your affliction may be far worse than whatever Paris could have given you.


Paris Hilton Tweets: 4

A quote from an episode of Paris’s new show, discussing exactly what it sounds like. Apparently, as long as you don’t get down on your knees, it’s okay.

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