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Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Sanders

This stunning mocha beauty is Chris Brown’s new girlfriend. Some guys have all the luck.

By (@tynanwrites)

June 9, 2010

If Internet rumors are to be believed, this Boss model is dating RnB crooning Rihanna-beating complete-tool Chris Brown. In which case all we can say is we hope she’s a) a black belt in hapkido, b) well insured, and/or c) lawyered up. What else do we know about Jasmine? The stunning 25-year-old stands a statuesque 5 foot 9 inches tall, cuts a fine 34-23-33 figure, and has legs that stretch from here through next week. Also, she has yet to do any nude modeling or upload a sex tape (but if she’s dating Chris Brown, that’s just a matter of time). Also, she lives in New York (she’s a model – duh) but originally hails from South Carolina, where nothing could be finah.

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Photos: RnB Music Blog

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