Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Sanders
This stunning mocha beauty is Chris Brown’s new girlfriend. Some guys have all the luck.
If Internet rumors are to be believed, this Boss model is dating RnB crooning Rihanna-beating complete-tool Chris Brown. In which case all we can say is we hope she’s a) a black belt in hapkido, b) well insured, and/or c) lawyered up. What else do we know about Jasmine? The stunning 25-year-old stands a statuesque 5 foot 9 inches tall, cuts a fine 34-23-33 figure, and has legs that stretch from here through next week. Also, she has yet to do any nude modeling or upload a sex tape (but if she’s dating Chris Brown, that’s just a matter of time). Also, she lives in New York (she’s a model – duh) but originally hails from South Carolina, where nothing could be finah.
Got hotties? Have any actual information about the lovely Jasmine? Email us via hotties@esarcasm.com. Operators are standing by.
Photos: RnB Music Blog
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