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Hump Day Hottie: Debrahlee Lorenzana

Is this Puerto Italiarican stunner too hot for corporate America? You can bank on it.

By (@tynanwrites)

June 2, 2010

Here’s one way to butter your name across the InterWebs: Sue the world’s biggest bank for firing you because you’re just too damned hot. Such is the case with the deliciously curvaceous Debrahlee Lorenzana, who claims she was let go from her job at Citibank in New York because she was too distracting to her fellow employees. (Thus explaining all those dubious subprime mortgage investment vehicles; we thought it was just naked greed, but turns out that the bankers couldn’t see because their dicks kept getting in the way.) Let there be no confusion: The 33-year-old Debrahlee is to hotness what BP is to oil spills. She’s got curves in places most women wish they had places. (The Village Voice has a lovely slideshow of Ms. Lorenzana in various office-friendly poses, as well as that smoking hot one at left.) We’d happily leave a deposit with her in any account she’d care to open.

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Photo: Village Voice.






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