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Wanted: The Next Revolutionary Life-Changing Magical Web Tablet

Before long we’ll be up to our armpits in Web tablets. How will anyone be able to tell them apart? Easy. Start by filling out this simple questionnaire.

By (@tynanwrites)

May 31, 2010

iPad, schmyPad. Now that the cat’s out of the bag on Android-based Web tablets, the portable Internet-in-your-pocket device market is about to get really crowded really fast.

Before long, scores of missing prototypes will be turning up in bars, corporate gyms, and Vietnamese whorehouses Web forums, sending the gadget blogs into a tizzy trying to cover them all. Confusing? You bet.

At eSarcasm, we understand how hard it is to rise above the noise and get your device noticed. That’s why we’ve put together a simple questionnaire [PDF] that will make the lives of Web tablet manufacturers, their PR people, and the millions of bloggers who spend all day rewriting press releases much easier.

Simply answer the following six questions and we’ll be happy to handle your entire marketing campaign, from initial concepting sessions to launch of the final product. Yes, it really is that easy.

That’s it. We told you it was easy.

Please return a copy of this form to us by mail at the address found in our privacy statement, along with a check for $50,000 payable to “cash.” We’ll be happy to make all the necessary arrangements.

*As if.

Photo of the Web tablet bra courtesy of Engadget. Or Gizmodo. We’re always getting them confused.

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