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Hump Day Hottie: Rima Fakih

Miss USA 2010 knows her way around a stripper’s pole — and that’s just one more reason to love her.

By (@tynanwrites)

May 19, 2010

Meet Miss USA 2010, the luscious Rima Fakih. Within less than 24 hours after donning her tiara, however, the raven-haired 24-year-old beauty found herself at the center of a controversy for winning a (fully clothed) pole dancing contest back in 2007. (Frankly, we believe a good pole dancer is worth her weight in $1 bills, as we’ve proven repeatedly in trips to various, umm, venues where such activity is conducted. All in the name of scientific research, of course. You think it’s easy suspending yourself upside down 12 feet above a stage using just your arms and wearing nothing but a G string and a pair of stilettos? Well it’s not. But we digress.)

The Lebanese-born Fakih, who was raised in a mixed Muslim/Christian household, is believed to be the first Arab-American woman to win the title of Miss USA. So we suspect this controversy is a largely case of BMUSAWA (Being Miss USA While Arab). Screw the racist assholes; you can give us a lap dance any time you’d like, Rima.

Got hotties? Send them to us via hotties@esarcasm.com. (Extra points awarded if they know how to pole dance.)

Photo: Washington City Paper.






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Comments

  • DnEx

    Hello Dan Taynan, Rima is a Shiite/Christian woman. You know Shiites are non-Muslims. They have nothing to do with Islam. Shiitism was invented by Jews, as the Qadiyanism was created by British Christians in the period of British history when Victoria was the Queen between 1837 and 1901.

    So screw your moms, and let them give a lap dance. As a Christian, you don’t have to marry a woman if you like her, just rape her and look for the next one. You don’t have to provide her and her children, she will have to do it her own if she wants children, if she doesn’t, and she should make abortion. You can drink alcohol, you can take drugs, you can have sex with any woman you want, the same can do they too.
    The Christians claim to have drunken the cup of fornication. Christians have invented pornography, prostitution, promiscuity, homosexuality, bestiality, pederasty, fornication and its immoral acts such as fellatio & cunnilingus.

    Overt sexuality is a Christian perversion, which allows men a lot of freedom in sexual matters and especially where women are being considered only for their sexual attractiveness as they always choose to cohabit rather than marry. In Christianity, a woman is regarded as an object of sexual gratification; it is intentionally connected with Promiscuity and pornography.
    Christian women are allowed to take off their clothes completely when they’re on beach just behaving confidently in order not to appear ashamed, Christian women are allowed to remain topless or to be naked on beaches, their nakedness leads to greater promiscuity among new generation. Your trinity is a polytheist faith.
    Christian women are forced to perform pornographic acts for the sexual satisfaction of their Christian men like you. Even Christian women are forced to perform sexual intercourse with dogs, horses, money and other beasts just for the sake of bestiality cause it is a testament in Christianity.

  • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

    Tell me, please, where do I find these Christian women of which you speak? Because all the ones I’ve found so far are nothing like you describe. Clearly I have been looking in the wrong places. 

  • DnEx

    Why are you looking for them? I’m the ex-Christian and I can understand. You are tying to find them just because they have to become moms before marriage. This is what Ratzinger told you so. He enjoys sexual relationship with nuns in the church and his sins are forgiven according to his belief. Cuz it’s a male sexual power to rule over women in naughty America?

    What I describe is all about the Christian perversion that allows men a lot of freedom in sexual matters and women are considered only for their sexual attractiveness. Somewhere in America, a woman is raped every two minutes according to the U.S. Department of Justice.

  • DnEx

    Why are you looking for them? I’m the ex-Christian and I can understand. You are tying to find them just because they have to become moms before marriage. This is what Ratzinger told you so. He enjoys sexual relationship with nuns in the church and his sins are forgiven according to his belief. Cuz it’s a male sexual power to rule over women in naughty America?

    What I describe is all about the Christian perversion that allows men a lot of freedom in sexual matters and women are considered only for their sexual attractiveness. Somewhere in America, a woman is raped every two minutes according to the U.S. Department of Justice.

    • http://www.jrstart.com JR Raphael

      And what better forum to discuss one’s views on Christian principles and rape statistics than eSarcasm.com. Yippee!