Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Give Your Dog a Bone. Or Maybe Just His Own Party Doll.
The hard silicon “Hot Doll” lets your doggie do it in style. The cost? A mere $650.
Every so often even man’s best friend needs a special kind of friend, if you know what we mean. And sometimes, a female in heat is nowhere to be found (trust us, we know).
What’s a faithful companion to do? Unlike us, Fido can’t just sneak off to the bathroom with a copy of Dog Fancy. (Not that we have a thing for Dog Fancy. The Horse Illustrated Swimsuit issue, that’s a different story — but we digress.)
Naturally, the French have a solution, called the Hot Doll, available from the Museum of Sex site:
The original sex toy for dogs, the Hot Doll is meant to alleviate sexual tension and reduce aggressive behavior for your male canine companion. Meant for dogs 22cm to 46cm in height…. Made in France
The biracial doll is available in white or black for a perfectly orgasmic $650. A bargain at twice the price. We can’t have Mr. Cuddles humping the vicar’s leg when he drops by for tea, now can we?
Your dog will surely thank you — in ways we’d rather not know about.
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