Hump Day Hottie: Justine Ezarik
Meet the woman better known to Internet fanboyz as iJustine.
It was a hell of a week for hotties. First, Donald Trump’s Miss USA pageant spiced up the old song-and-sash routine with some slutty lingerie pix. Then Maxim announced its Hot 100, featuring several former Hump Day Hotties (including Emmanuelle Chriqui, Megan Fox, Brooklyn Decker, and Nicole Scherzinger), as well as this week’s pick, Justine Ezarik, better known to Internet fanboyz as iJustine. Why? Because like us, she’s a geek and a bit of a goofball. And because unlike us, she’s smokin’ hot. Also, she returns our emails (or at least she used to — now that she’s a Maxim babe, all bets are off). There are, sadly, not enough bikini shots of Justine on the Web; maybe her newfound status as a certified hottie will change that. One can only hope.
Got hotties? Don’t just sit there manhandling Mr. Johnson, send us some pix: hotties@esarcasm.com.
Bikini shot of Justine courtesy of Your Information Site. (Don’t blame us, we didn’t name it.)
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