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Hump Day Hottie: Sophie Turner

Meet Australian supermodel Sophie Turner. Now we know why they call it the “land of wonder.”

By (@tynanwrites)

May 6, 2010

We’re always happy to hear a supermodel speak her mind, or whatever approximates that organ. So it’s refreshing to hear 26-year-old Australian swimsuit model Sophie Turner opine on her ModelMayhem page:

I WILL NOT, I REPEAT NOT, EVER, IN A MILLION YEARS….. SHOOT AN IMAGE WITH A BELT AROUND MY BOOBS. NOR WILL I SHOOT AN IMAGE WITH CHAINS AROUND MY BOOBS. I WILL NOT WRAP MYSELF IN TAPE THAT SAYS ‘CAUTION’. NOR WILL I IMMERSE MYSELF IN CANDY, OR WEAR ROLLERSKATES WHILE SUCKING ON A LOLLYPOP.

(She will, however, figure out how to turn off CapsLock. Eventually.) On her official Web site, the "Saucy Aussie" lists her IQ as "smarter than you think." Sophie even has a blog — well, kind of. So far there’s only one entry, dated December 2009, which we quote in its entirety: "Check back often for my latest posts." Hey, maybe she’s been busy. With a body like that, we understand.

eSarcasm would like to apologize to its readers for posting this week’s Hump Day Hottie on Hump Day Plus One. We blame Cinco de Mayo. (No more tequila Jell-O shots — this time we mean it.)

We would not like to apologize about running hot photos on our site. To our female fans who long for beefcake, send us some pix and we’ll post them — somewhere. But not here.

If you’ve got good candidates for this page (or that one), by all means email us: hotties@esarcasm.com.






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